(extract from A Spam Letter from Santa Claus)
I got a Gaydar message from the Three Wise Men:
from Melchior, from Gaspar and from Balthasar.
They’re all into threesomes. And foursomes.
1-on-1 sex. Group sex. And Other Activities.
All three have cut cocks, facial hair, look young
for their age, take drugs only socially,
look for no strings fun and always practice safe sex.
Melchior is top. Gaspar is bottom, told handsome.
And Balthasar’s versatile/top with a fetish for armpits.
Their relationship status is complicated.
They come from the East; but Melchior’s Caucasian,
Gaspar’s mixed race and Balthasar’s Black or South Asian.
They travel. But they can’t accommodate.
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