FITLAD by Neil Alexander

I’m gonna ruin U fella, 
he says
Give yer a good 
sandpapering. 
Gonna stubble rub U 
black n blue.
He’s all talk. 
White paint 
on grey flannel, 
a tongue 
licking, thumb 
clicking Adidas Adonis. 
Dog tag, 
ankle tagged,  
a number two boss 
back and sides:
his hot cockney ring 
finger 
wheedling me in,  
my Veet fleeced cheeks, 
his Lynx kissed skin. 
Open up wide, he says. 
Suck my big cock.
He never mentions
Kylie - or his PhD
on Iris Murdoch.