i downloaded grindr just after pokemon go was released so naturally i pretended to be my favourite pokemon, eevee
OMG a pokemon!
imma catch u
um no thx
what u already got an owner?
no I’m a wild grasser for lyf
also not down with the whole capture
n imprison pokemon just to make em fight
against their will. ya feel?
Lol im talking to an eevee
Theres one on my profile
No, real face pic
Look Im an Eevee so thats my face
Ok then im articuno
Omigod ur so rare
amazin to meet u articuno
yeah n this water and flying type is flyin away
articuno is flying / ice bro
and u never gonna fuck me
err that took a weird turn but sure
im okay with that
[sends a pic of his butt and then blocks eevee]
R u into older bottoms?
imma pokemon so dunno what
that means fam soz
Look this is me
Ur a cartoon???
my husband and i r into BDSM
Good for u
u wanna be spit-roast & whipped?
Pretty sure interspecies pokemon
bestiality is like, well illegal m8
congrats im level five
u must’ve beaten a lotta gyms
u do chems?
does rare candy count?
ur not takin it srsly bye then
eevee is ma fave
caught one today
congrats fam. treat it well or
i’ll come at ya like a gyardos usin dragon rage
what u want to be when
ur older eevee?
dunno. happy would be nice but
ill settle for well fed
what u wanna evolve into
urgh well that’s a lot of effort u feel?
like for half of em I need to find magic
stones which are rare af and the rest
I need to become good friends with a trainer
during the day or night like no thx not worth
it just to get a glam mermaid tail or whatev
what made u make this profile
like why be eevee
I am eevee
ok but the guy behind
the profile why pick a pokemon
on a gay hook-up app?
for the lols. on here ppl either get the joke
or they have no idea whats going on. its just
for my own amusement.
I guess its also a reaction to the shallowness
of this thing like ur just scrolling through a face
mosaic thinkin ‘I could do better’ judging ppl
on their eyes or abs n like i cant do that
I dont think i can put my face up for judgement
n not get like knocked evrytime someon doesnt
reply cos i know all their goin on is my face like
thats too personal to broadcast to every other
gay guy in the area, on a place where ur very presence
means ‘i am alone’. so i have my fun bein an eevee
to avoid rejection and the lowering of self-worth
that comes with it
wanna suck my dick?