A POEM by Zia Álmos Yeshua X

just be yrself hot yeah clean just hawt REAL real hot yeah just MASC hot hung sane sorted yeah prefer would only with REAL m8 femmes fats no no no asians no blacks caucausian BIG HUNG yh real masculine not for mr. right now non-scene queens screaming yeah? yeah REAL MEN don't like like girls else I'd be with a yeah worked out healthy yeah negnegneg GYM FIT REAL LAD MUSCLE fun MUSCLE MUSCLE MUSCLE HUNG MUSCLE MUSCLE interesting genuine MUSCLE older tend to go for MUSCLE I'm not racist it's just a type from? just a type from? fun grrr from? type tatts like ink big hairy coupled chest no twinks BEARDED yeah yeah beards tatts but we all know he's slept with half of london str8-ginger yeah-acting yeah 100% be I real man just like my men to MEN real men just a type it's no fats no femmes its no fats no femmes no asians all these camp queens I'm just a normal not like all those just a normal like a normal just like a normal like a guy like a man I'm just like a guy but I'm gay and just I imagine you lying on top of so I can't breathe you crush all thinking from me and i think "this is ok, please end please stop" and I think of how much hope I had when I first saw two men kiss on a dancefloor it broke my heart I damn near cried from the fucking hope of not feeling like the world had to be so fucking hateful and dull that dullness no longer had to be a fetish but we keep asking where are our fathers went out for smokes or stayed in for disappointment, and when can we fuck them, suck the milk of their approval worship the light thru the windows, stained and kill our brother I think I'm bored of being tedious but how tedious is that so mostly I say nothing or a lot of nothing looking for HUNG tall muscle cub sweaty chem sesh yeah t/b top am hard-fucking rough top dom bottom will leave the door open RAW kiss me one more time before you leave HUNG?

eevee on grindr by Nik Way

i downloaded grindr just after pokemon go was released so naturally i pretended to be my favourite pokemon, eevee 

convo 1

OMG a pokemon!

imma catch u

um no thx

what u already got an owner?

no I’m a wild grasser for lyf

also not down with the whole capture

n imprison pokemon just to make em fight

against their will. ya feel?

Lol im talking to an eevee

Quite

Face pic?

Theres one on my profile

No, real face pic

Look Im an Eevee so thats my face

Ok then im articuno

Omigod ur so rare

amazin to meet u articuno

yeah n this water and flying type is flyin away

articuno is flying / ice bro

and u never gonna fuck me

err that took a weird turn but sure

im okay with that

[sends a pic of his butt and then blocks eevee]

convo 2

R u into older bottoms?

imma pokemon so dunno what

that means fam soz

what????????

Look this is me

Ur a cartoon???

Imma eevee

my husband and i r into BDSM

Good for u

u wanna be spit-roast & whipped?

Pretty sure interspecies pokemon

bestiality is like, well illegal m8

im 63

congrats im level five

u must’ve beaten a lotta gyms

u do chems?

does rare candy count?

ur not takin it srsly bye then 

convo 3

eevee is ma fave

caught one today

congrats fam. treat it well or

i’ll come at ya like a gyardos usin dragon rage

what u want to be when

ur older eevee?

dunno. happy would be nice but

ill settle for well fed

lol

what u wanna evolve into

urgh well that’s a lot of effort u feel?

like for half of em I need to find magic

stones which are rare af and the rest

I need to become good friends with a trainer

during the day or night like no thx not worth

it just to get a glam mermaid tail or whatev

what made u make this profile

like why be eevee

I am eevee

ok but the guy behind

the profile why pick a pokemon

on a gay hook-up app?

for the lols. on here ppl either get the joke

or they have no idea whats going on. its just

for my own amusement.

rly?

I guess its also a reaction to the shallowness

of this thing like ur just scrolling through a face

mosaic thinkin ‘I could do better’ judging ppl

on their eyes or abs n like i cant do that

I dont think i can put my face up for judgement

n not get like knocked evrytime someon doesnt

reply cos i know all their goin on is my face like

thats too personal to broadcast to every other

gay guy in the area, on a place where ur very presence

means ‘i am alone’. so i have my fun bein an eevee

to avoid rejection and the lowering of self-worth

that comes with it

wanna suck my dick?

sure

ROME IS ETERNAL by Dean Atta

She said that road was closed

When a car fell through the pavement

Because everyone here knows

Rome is built on many layers

Streets on top of streets, centuries deep

I was half-listening to her but I was also

Checking out a guy in tightly fitting jeans

She said, ‘He’s not gay, he’s just Italian.’

Those telltale signs don’t translate here

Even body language was foreign to me

Back home I can suss men out speedily

With successful subtlety but here in Rome

My gaydar flashed left right everywhere

With many layers of miscommunication

So I turned to my trusty iPhone

For some serious investigation

I log on to Grindr; iPhone gay sex finder

Yep, ‘there’s an app for that’

I didn’t come to Rome for this

Random sex isn’t something that I miss

Almost a year without a one-night stand

This certainly wasn’t planned

But it was a welcome surprise

When he popped up on my iPhone screen

(Location 24 metres away)

My friend who grew up here said

She didn’t know anyone who was gay

Yet for two years this hot gay man

Has lived in the apartment above her

So I guess this guy knows how to

Keep his business undercover

But then came me and my poetry

Shamelessly, I expose late-night iniquity

While my friend slept, up the stairs

I crept to meet this man of mystery

If you’d asked before, I’d’ve said for sure

My days of sleeping around were history

But as he opened his apartment door, what I saw

In his wise eyes made me feel differently

How did I feel such heat for a complete stranger?

At 2 a.m. we meet, discreetly, and I feel no danger

We were smoking a spliff and listening to Radiohead

Next thing we were kissing and I was giving him ____

We had instant rapport, I felt so relaxed

There’s nothing I’d change if I could go back

And when he said he was coming to London

Clapham to be precise, my first thought was

To déjà vu this rendezvous would be nice

To walk on pavements cars don’t fall through

To speak loud and public with body language

But then I thought of why I had done this

And what I wanted to achieve. I had nothing

More to give and nothing I wanted to receive

From this ancient city where new technology

Found a tender moment in close proximity

Because now this night is eternal like Rome

And in this poem I can take Leonardo home.

Grindr by Theo Morgan

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